GETTING TO KNOW YOU
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So, I figured you guys would all like to know a little more about me, embarrassing stories - the lot, so I'm going to try and give you a little insight in what it's like to be the walk embodiment of cringe that is myself.
I'm going to start with one of my more recent embarrassments that I am comfortable enough to share on the internet for all to see - Halloween last year. I had been dating my (now) boyfriend for about a month and dressed up in what can only be described as a sexualised red riding hood costume for Halloween, which was mistake number one as I am THE least sexy person in the world, EVER. So I was wearing this outfit and I think I looked pretty damn good. So we had a massive Halloween party in my flat, decorations and everything (only poundland stuff, student problems) I had my super spooky playlist playing and everything was going great, especially between myself and Sion so that was good. It was when we came to going out to the SU that things went wry and I basically made a tit of myself!
So we get to the Student Union and things are going dandy, we bump into a few of our mutual friends and let on to them, say hi and everything. One of the guys who lives by me at home is dressed as a scouser, black curly wig, tracksuit the lot. I see one of my other friends, lets call him Ben who loves to play matchmaker. He started quizzing me about Sion asking if I'd say yes if he was to ask me to be his girlfriend and of course I'd say yes! He then relays that back to Sion, who is by now half cut and Sion drags me into the smoking area, SO ROMANTIC and asks me out. I say yes but tell him he has to ask me again in the morning - he decides it would be a great idea to make it 'facebook official' there and then.
Now, we both work(ed) on the Bar in SU, so when word of this got around to the people working that night, we got a lot of free drinks to the point where Sion actually had to stop drinking and swears he has no recollection of this last part. Our boss said that instead of Sion doing the shots that had been poured out for him, I would have to drink on his behalf! Now, me being Billy Big Bollocks decided this was a brilliant idea because at this point I was definitely not drunk, no matter what anybody said. So I downed twelve shots, I'm still to this day not sure what they were but I'm pretty sure there was some fireball whisky in there.
Anyway, here comes the embarrassing part. As a new couple we obviously wanted to get back to my flat as soon as possible *wink wink, nudge nudge*. We got into bed, we were making out and everything, I still had my, frankly ridiculous costume on and the I felt it coming. I threw up all over my bed, myself, and him. ON THE NIGHT WE GOT TOGETHER!! I ran to the bathroom and bless his heart he held my hair back and gained major boyfriend points. The moral of the story then, is don't be a Billy Big Bollocks and throw up on your boyfriend on the night he asks you to be his girlfriend because it will be brought up in every drinking game you play throughout the year.
Have you got any embarrassing moments you'd like to share in the comments to make me feel like less of a numpty? Would you guys like me to continue doing posts like this in between other stuff (reviews, days in the life, etc)? Let me know in the comments below!
Rach x
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Safe to say, I burst into laughter and now I'm in that weird state of giggling&crying at the same time. Although right now it is super funny, I can only imagine how awkward you felt at the time it all was happening! :D
ReplyDeleteHaha thank you! Oh there's so many more embarrassing stories I have to tell! Glad you like it :D
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